June 2005

I bet you thought that you'd never see the day. It's June 1st, and the Golden Shower is actually on time.

This month, the topic is obvious. In just over 3 weeks it's time for the first ever iLLconformity Summer Shocker. That's right, 3 weeks. I think I just dropped a deuce.

I hope that, unlike me and the rest of the iLLconformity crew; you didn't wait until the last minute to work on your project and are now scrambling to get it done. But if you are any sort of mini-trucker, you did. So get cracking. You've got 3 weeks.

We decided to throw a show of our own, because we realized there really aren't any quality shows around that cater to a younger crowd. We promise, you will hear no Beach Boys music at the Shocker, and we'll do our best to assure you have a great time while you're there, and at the after party. The lot we have booked at Sturgeon Creek Collegiate is more then big enough to accommodate a large crowd, and we're hoping to fill it to the brim with quality rides from all over the city. There are even guys making the trip from Brandon, and some of our buddies from the Dropsicles in Alberta are making the long haul out.

The show will go down rain or shine, and we will make the best of it either way. Remember, all the proceeds from the show and the after party are going to the Canadian Cancer Society, so keep that in mind if the weather looks iffy. You won't regret it.
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